Certless Training Centre

Welcome, students of life, to the unnecessarily English-titled Certless Training Centre. We are proud of our accomplishments and we bring that experience, wealth of tips on how to be really lazy and still look like you’re working hard, skills, and abilities to you, all for FREE. How can we possibly afford to give all of this away for nothing? Easy! Its all generally useless, and it will set you on the right course for a rich and rewarding career in information technology, or as we in the inner circle prefer, IT.

Our world-renowned, entry-level , intermediate, advanced, and sy|<0 n3r6 training courses are packaged to allow you to work at your own pace. This self-paced system results in 1337-grade certlessication times of a record-breaking 440-580 weeks! Astounding! Many of our best students have grown beards to celebrate the successful completion of their entry-level coursework.

We provide you everything you will ever need to succeed. Part of every course membership includes the following: access to the Certless web site, fully enabled web links to other pages (an industry first!), the ability to look at the previously written words of numerous mildly skilled technical support personnel, and, of course, access to our vast supply of test programmes (also needlessly English-ified).

Please select your course from the sidebar and get going. Remember our guarantee! If you don’t pass the first time, you’ll get the second round for half off!