Comedy is a precious commodity, especially when living in the US during the Bush II administration! We relish comedy in all of its forms, and that is why Certless has become what it is now. If you followed Certless in its previous form, you would know that we used to talk shit about IT nerds and other fanbois. This is no longer our trade, my friends. We have changed coats, like a Leopard changing its spots. Certless is now, in a sense, an online circus. A ring of madness and laughter around which to wrap your loving, tolerant arms. Think of Certless as a kind of Second City online.
As such, you will find a lot of things here as the site grows and takes on new contributing members. We will continue to build the Sillycon Valley Photoon™. We are developing a new Khartoun™ series tenatively called “Cartoon”, developed by Zack and Tyler. We have a PawedKast™ in the works which follows the discussion between Stan Beez (”I decided to get rid of a syllable. Sue me!”) and his brother, Carl, as they drive home from work. We’re also working on some sketches, maybe some video PawedKasts™, and Edutorials Frum Dorkz, a fictional series of stupid shit from not-real imbeciles (namely me).
Of course, we’ll keep adding crap as we think of it and we’ll continue to TrayedMharck™ phonetically different spellings of common words needlessly and, most assuredly, illegally. We will continue to fight for the humor rights of average world citizens and we will do that as experimentally and, most likely, as offensively as possible. After all, its super easy to offend people nowadays. In fact, if you wear polkadot clothing while you’re reading this, you can bugger off and consumer your own boogers while sniffing your farts. See! We can be really crude and cruel!
So, jump in and enjoy. Give us your feedback. Let us know what’s funny and what sucks. Don’t hold back and, by all means, please submit your suggestions.
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